I love Chris Onstad, the mind behind Achewood. Only he would try a joke like today's strip, and make it accurate. Read it, and then read the rest of this post.

Scripture Cake
Kings 4:22 either "fine flour" or "meal" 1.5 cups
Jeremiah 17:11 "eggs" 6 separated
Numbers 17:8 "almonds" 2 cups
1 Samuel 30:12 either "figs" or "raisins" 2 cups
Judges 5:25, last clause "butter" 1/-- cut off
Leviticus 2:13 "salt" pinch
2 Chronicles 9:9 "spices" to taste