Stats from a week’s worth of paternity leave with a 3.5 month old:

  • Naps: 22 (average 4.4 per day, median length: 46 mins)
  • Bottles: 20 (average 4 per day, median volume: 3.25 oz)
  • Diapers: 32 (average 6.4 per day)
  • Smiles: 1040 (approximate)